‘Cry Baby’ a travesty of cinema.

Firstly lets get the scoring out the way. Crybaby scores a 1 out of 5 from me. Purely because Johnny Depp is well..... Johnny Depp... if it was not for this it would have scored a 0.

Well imagine the film Grease, as in the global phenomena Grease....

Lets for arguments sake compare Grease to Hollywood. Rich, affluent, romantic, influential and incredibly well known. Basically a brand in itself.

Then lets consider Cry Baby..

Cry Baby could be compared to the country Greece.. bankrupt, struggling, uncertain and generally a mess.

The plot...

Well basically the plot of Grease.. but a bit more shit.. Cool guy, nerdy but hot girl.. they get together, romance etc etc

Much disagreement from parents, all is happy in the end.

Favourite quotes...

“I wanna let you, but I can't, for my parent's sake, Cry-Baby. They're both dead. I'm an orphan!”